WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)
Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.
im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
i don’t think you realize how much you missed the chance to either use “gay ray” or “Lesbian Laser”. we got to be phonetic with our queer weaponry.
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead