Stressed, Depressed But Well Dressed

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

floatingdownrivers:

Guess whose back

Back again

PLUTOS BACK

TELL A FRIEND

 - I Put a Spell on You
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chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

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So in honor of it FINALLY being october 

(no idea where the gifs came from tell me and ill happily add credit)

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
(via deadlyvibes)