Stressed, Depressed But Well Dressed
me when i was 12: i will never tell my name or my age or where i live or talk to people i meet on the internet ever
me now: i probably wouldn't send nudes

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

legalwifi:

legalwifi:

hola guess what i’m watchin

whats wrong with you all

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the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)

cknd:

Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

fadeintocase:

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

i don’t think you realize how much you missed the chance to either use “gay ray” or “Lesbian Laser”. we got to be phonetic with our queer weaponry.

fadeintocase:

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

i don’t think you realize how much you missed the chance to either use “gay ray” or “Lesbian Laser”. we got to be phonetic with our queer weaponry.

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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